Mine Alarm (Prop)
Mine Alarm (Prop)
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Mine Alarm (Prop)
Will It Actually Wake Me Up?
Will It Actually Wake Me Up?
Yes. This isn't a soft chime — it's built for people who sleep through regular alarms. The extremely loud siren plus shake-and-vibration activation means it doesn't just play a sound, it physically shakes until you respond.
Can I Really Not Just Hit Snooze And Go Back To Sleep?
Can I Really Not Just Hit Snooze And Go Back To Sleep?
That's the point. The snooze button is on a corded remote placed across the room (or nightstand), so silencing it means you're already up and moving before you can talk yourself back into bed.
How Loud Is "Extremely Loud," Really?
How Loud Is "Extremely Loud," Really?
Loud enough to wake heavy sleepers in another room. Paired with the vibration function, it's designed for people who've slept through phone alarms, other clocks, and even someone yelling their name.
How Long Does The Battery Last?
How Long Does The Battery Last?
Battery operated for reliable use night after night — no cords required for the clock itself, so it stays functional even if the power goes out.
When Will It Arrive?
When Will It Arrive?
This is a pre-order item, made to order once you place your purchase. Please allow 3-4 weeks from your order date for production and delivery. As soon as your Military Alarm Clock ships, you'll receive a confirmation email with tracking so you can follow it the whole way to your door. We know waiting is tough — but a product built to survive heavy sleepers takes a little extra care to get right.
Built To Out-Stubborn You
If regular alarms haven't worked, this one will — the remote snooze button forces you out of bed to physically shut it off. Shake-and-vibration activation and an extremely loud alarm don't quit until you've made it across the room. Battery operated and built military grade to survive years of mornings, including the ones you throw it in.
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Shop with total confidence. If you're not 100% happy, send it back within 30 days for a full refund — and we'll even cover return shipping. No hoops to jump through, no hassle, no risk.
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